Research at Winnersh Warren
This is mostly highly classified <stomp>. However, we are terribly proud
of some of our work in making the computer the human's friend <fluff>,
so we will give you a few glimpses.
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Fluffy Software
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Everybun knows we provide only the cutest, fluffiest, friendliest software
to the humans. However, what is cute and fluffy software? We know, and
we might tell if asked nicely <seductivewiggle> Oh, alright then, look
here.
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Final Strike
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How did this get here? Policebun <stomp>
Err, this isn't an Omega Weapon or anything, but, umm, if anyone conquered
our warren, like, all that fluffy software out there might, sorta, stop
working. It might look out on the WWW and see its cute and friendly godparents
had been stomped on, and, err sulk. Or something. Or at least, that's the
idea, and it might work. Bloatware indeed, that's all good functional code,
that is.
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Human-developed AI
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Everybun knows that humans wouldn't have got anywhere without buntech,
but some of them seem to have got a little out of hand. Ultra computer,
for example. We've been tasked to look into these toys <poof>.
We really would like to know why we could hear giggling on the line when
the Yankbuns commanded this.
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Deciphering Bunnystumper
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Like, we need another duff research project. Everybun knows that you can't
crack the Fudd's code. Don't know why, it's like a law of nature. But high
command decided someone ought to keep looking. You know, just in case the
Fudd's get careless or something.
Personally <fluff>, I think offering a million dollars for a current
working copy with source code would be a better bet. Any takers?
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Cutifying Software to bring more humans to the Ky00t
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If you want a really excellent example of software that brings out
the cute in every human, you want Fin-Fin,
from Fujistu ICL. Now go out and buy it <fluff>