Winnersh Warren Walkabout
The following was the announcement of the first such walkabout, in January
1998
******** Winnersh Labs v2.50 Widebeam <fluff> ********
**** The Computer is your Friend ****
********* Widebeam to: All UK Warrens *********
After giving our own computers a good overhaul for the New Year we thought
to ourselves "Why not do the same favour for the rest of the UK Warrens"
<fluff> So we are proud to announce:
The Very First
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Warren Walkabout >>>
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Do you want the latest in UK Communication Software <querywiggle>
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ask us to drop in <fluff>
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Have you got software that seemed like a good idea at the time, but whose
author's you no longer trust <querywiggle>
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ask us to drop in <fluff>
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Is the security of your computer's giving you nightmares <querywiggle>
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ask us to drop in <fluff>
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Is your computer not fluffy enough for your CommTechs <querywiggle>
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ask us to drop in <fluff>
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Are your tightbeams routed via Alaska and taking till next Frithmas to
get there <querywiggle>
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ask us to drop in <fluff>
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Are your symps disappointed in their access to the WWW <querywiggle>
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ask us to drop in <fluff>
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Want the current Wynn Fan Club screen savers <querywiggle>
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ask us to drop in <fluff>
We have a huge portfolio of cute and fluffy software for both Buns and
Symps. British through and through, and bang up to date, at incredible
prices. Our TechBuns are probably the best in the land, available to you
at great rates. What have you to lose <querywiggle>
Why are we doing this <querywiggle> We just want to get to know our
fellow Britbuns better now the years of tyranny are over <stomp>
Techbuns Tigerlily, Flopsy, and Lambstail
for everybun at Winnersh Warren
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Offer may not apply to all warrens
********* Closing Widebeam <stomp> *********
*** Thank you for sending by Winnersh Labs. Have a fluffy day ***
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